Dec 3, 2009
ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un...TEN MILLER!!!
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Dec 2, 2009
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba , sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto
pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?
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bisoy
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Dec 1, 2009
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang
piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING napo! GINILING!!!
Posted at 04:50 pm by
bisoy
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Oct 18, 2009
Alamat ng Batang Masarap Batukan
Hindi pumasok si Pedro sa eskwela, kaya tinanong sya ng kanyang guro.
Guro: Pedro, bakit wala ka kahapon?
Pedro: Absent po ako maam.
Posted at 12:42 am by
bisoy
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Jul 29, 2009
A guy got inside the C.R. and sat on the throne when the guy in the other cubicle said:
“pre kumusta naka?”
He hesitantly answred, “ah ok lng”
The guy asked again, “unsay gibuhat nimo diha?”
He answered “na libang”,
Then the guy said,
“Pre, tawag ko ug usab unya kay naay amaw cgeg 2bag sa kilid!
Posted at 03:17 pm by
bisoy
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May 29, 2009
This message is to clear things out. There is no truth to the rumor that Dr. Hayden Kho has also a sex video with Aling Dionisia. Please pass.
Posted at 10:38 am by
bisoy
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Apr 21, 2009
1. Birds of the same feather are the same birds
2. Do not do unto others what you can't do
3. An apple a day is not an apple at night
4. When the cat is away the mouse is alone
5. If others can do it, don't help
6. Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you mine
7. Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon
Posted at 04:51 pm by
bisoy
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Apr 20, 2009
3 ways to catch a tiger:
1. Newtons Law: Allow the tiger to catch you then you catch the tiger.
2. Einstein's Law: Chase the tiger until the tiger becomes tired then you catch the tiger
3. Pinoy Police Method: Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.
Posted at 04:48 pm by
bisoy
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Mar 12, 2009
"I love you alaK"
Send this to 20 of your alcoholic friends and inuman will happen later!
Para maiba naman. Lagi na lang miracle, wala namang nangyayari.
Posted at 10:44 am by
bisoy
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Dec 22, 2008
In this season of merry making & endless parties, always remember..“thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.” Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!! ;-)
Posted at 10:35 am by
bisoy
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