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Three reasons why laughing is good for your health:

1. Your heart - laughing lowers your blood pressure while increasing the amount of oxygen carried in your blood.

2. Your lungs - a deep belly laugh is like an internal aerobic workout, helping you breath more efficiently.

3. Your anxiety level - laughing lowers levels of the stress hormone cortisol, reducing tension.

So take time to laugh even at the corniest joke.



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Apr 20, 2009
3 ways to catch a tiger

3 ways to catch a tiger:

1. Newtons Law: Allow the tiger to catch you then you catch the tiger.
2. Einstein's Law: Chase the tiger until the tiger becomes tired then you catch the tiger
3. Pinoy Police Method: Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.

Posted at 04:48 pm by bisoy

 

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