Like everybody, I get lot's of jokes in my sms message box and I keep running low on memory so to free up space, every now and then, I post a few of the better ones I've gotten and delete them from my phone.

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Three reasons why laughing is good for your health:

1. Your heart - laughing lowers your blood pressure while increasing the amount of oxygen carried in your blood.

2. Your lungs - a deep belly laugh is like an internal aerobic workout, helping you breath more efficiently.

3. Your anxiety level - laughing lowers levels of the stress hormone cortisol, reducing tension.

So take time to laugh even at the corniest joke.



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Dec 18, 2008
Christmas Greetings 4

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Posted at 10:32 am by bisoy
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Dec 17, 2008
Christmas Greetings 3

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

Posted at 10:30 am by bisoy
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Dec 16, 2008
Christmas Greetings 2

Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry xmas

Posted at 10:29 am by bisoy
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Dec 15, 2008
Christmas Greetings 1

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Posted at 10:28 am by bisoy
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Dec 14, 2008
Dad's occupation

ANAK: Tay, nangutanas Ma'm ganina unsa daw imo occupation?

TATAY: Ingna nga CARPENTER anak.

ANAK: Unsa gani nang CARPENTER tay?

TATAY: Tig-pamintal ug auto.

 

Posted at 10:25 am by bisoy
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Nov 6, 2008
One Way

Kano (trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow mang-gow?
Tindero: One way.
Kano: Meg-kanow?
Tindero: I sed ONE WAY.
Kano: Aynowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way?
Tindero: Isang daan. Understang?!

Posted at 02:39 pm by bisoy
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Nov 5, 2008
Erap di makapaniwala

Erap: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong ganun kataba!
Loi: San ang balitang yan?
Erap: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; 'British tourist lost 2000 pounds.

Posted at 02:38 pm by bisoy
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Nov 4, 2008
Busina

BF: Sunduin kita mamaya ha. Bubusina nalang ako pag nasa harap nako ng
bahay nyo.
GF: Cge. Anong sasakyan ang dala mo?
BF: Wala. Busina lang....

Posted at 02:38 pm by bisoy
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Nov 3, 2008
Facelift

Pasyente ... magkano ang facelift?
Doktora ... complete treatment ay P145,000
Pasyente .... mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para
magmukha akong bata?
Doktora .. heto tsupon, P20 lang!!

Posted at 02:37 pm by bisoy
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Nov 2, 2008
Erap, nagpintura

Erap:Honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.
Loi: Bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init, init!!!
Erap: Sabi kasi sa label, for best results put on 2coats.

Posted at 02:36 pm by bisoy
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