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I love you alak

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:44:37 GMT

"I love you alaK"

Send this to 20 of your alcoholic friends and inuman will happen later!

Para maiba naman. Lagi na lang miracle, wala namang nangyayari.

Christmas Greetings 8

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:35:50 GMT

In this season of merry making & endless parties, always remember..�thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.� Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!! ;-)

Christmas Greetings 7

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 02:34:52 GMT

Itong kaPaskuhan,
dalangin ko kay
SAN MIGUEL
na isakay ka sa
RED HORSE
patungo sa
WHITE CASTLE

Christmas Greetings 6

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:33:45 GMT

Lechon
man ay
nais kong
ipadala.
At may
hamon
pang
kasama,
pero
diet
mo
ay aking
inaalala.
Kaya
text nlang..
Zero
cholesterol pa! Hehe..!
Maligayang Pasko!

Christmas Greetings 5

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:32:58 GMT

Jinggom bels
jinggom bels
jinggom ol
d way.
O daspan
electrik pan
kaldero ug
pinggan..Hey!
Maayong pasko!

Christmas Greetings 4

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:32:03 GMT

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Christmas Greetings 3

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:30:34 GMT

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

Christmas Greetings 2

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:29:57 GMT

Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry xmas

Christmas Greetings 1

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:28:39 GMT

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don�t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Dad's occupation

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 02:25:32 GMT

ANAK: Tay, nangutanas Ma'm ganina unsa daw imo occupation?

TATAY: Ingna nga CARPENTER anak.

ANAK: Unsa gani nang CARPENTER tay?

TATAY: Tig-pamintal ug auto.